| i would not wish hell on anyone.......but there is a certain state trooper that i would probably enjoy seeing tormented just a little. |
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| Today i walked into a customers backyard interrupting two lizards
having sex. It was so embarrassing the girl ran off underneath
something, to cover up i presume, and they guy just stared at me for a
few seconds as if to say..."what's your deal man? didn't you see the
dead fly on the doorknob? it was a rather awkward ordeal. |
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| I am about
sick of people posting pictures/pic comments consisting of the
word/words "stoned" "we look stoned" "i look stoned" "we look high" etc
etc.....
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO YOU DO NOT!!!!
go find a person that really is, stare at them for a bit and re title your picture
"i do not look stoned at all"
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People that work in a library should be able to say "library" not "libary" there are two R's people! it's not that hard!
I walk up to the girl and im like "do you have an index card i can steal?" she just looks at me, i say "a 3x5 card?" she goes "in English please" i just look at her, i say "an index card, its like a little piece of paper".........goodness gracious
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| I really need to start keeping notes again so i can write some funny stuff for whoever still reads this.
i had to take my little brother to his acrobatics class the other day. So i am sitting there doing some school listening to music and all the other kids parents are in there talking about their crazy hectic lives and all their troubles.
troubles like "there is just no time for ballet and cheer" "oh thats why we stopped playing softball the coaches are just mean" "oh ya mark wants to move out of heron glen so they can get on a different team" They go on and on about all their problems(oh to have such troubles) meantime i am sitting there snickering at them, and its just nuts these people all have one or two kids drive suvs and bmws the kids names are like tiffany and hunter etc etc.... talk about reality t.v.
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